🤖 Clocky: The Alarm That Runs for Its Life
Meet Clocky — the little alarm clock with big escape energy. It literally jumps off your nightstand and rolls away, forcing you out of bed to chase it. Sleepyheads, your worst (and best) nightmare has arrived.

🔊 Loud. Obnoxious. Effective.
This isn’t your grandma’s gentle beep-beep. Clocky blasts a loud R2D2-style alarm while zooming around the room like it drank three espressos. Perfect for deep sleepers, snooze addicts, and anyone who needs a moving reason to get up.

🛌 For the Reluctant Riser
Whether you’re a heavy sleeper, chronic snoozer, or someone who can nap through an earthquake — Clocky is here to shock you back to life. No more “just five more minutes.”

🎁 Weird, Wacky, and Giftable
From college dorms to cranky coworkers, Clocky makes a hilarious and surprisingly useful gift. Great for back-to-school, white elephant parties, or just ruining someone’s sleep-in plans.

🚫 Snooze Is Optional (But We Don’t Recommend It)
One snooze or none — your choice. But once Clocky jumps and rolls, there’s no going back. Powered by batteries, no cords, no mercy.