⚔️ Ancient Sword, Modern Storage
Inspired by a legendary 2500-year-old sword from Chinese history (shoutout to King Goujian of Yue), this USB drive looks like it belongs in a museum… but it holds memes instead of scrolls.

🚀 Speedy Like a Warrior
With read speeds up to 50MB/s, it slices through data transfers like a hot blade through tofu. A 2GB movie? On your PC in about 2 minutes. Now that’s ancient efficiency.

🔌 Plug & Play, No Rituals Needed
No software, no setup, no tech wizardry. Just plug it in and boom — your files are at your command. Works with computers, cars, TVs… maybe not chariots.

🛡️ Forged to Last
Crafted from zinc alloy with a high-end bronze finish. It’s splashproof, shockproof, dustproof, and almost apocalypse-proof (not tested on meteors). Plus, it feels solid, like a real mini weapon.

💻 Cross-Platform Friendly
Compatible with Windows, Mac, Linux, even the occasional talking fridge. USB 2.0, but plays nice with 3.0 and 1.1 too. Old souls and new tech welcome.

🎁 Gift-Worthy Gadget
It’s a flash drive, it’s a sword, it’s an instant conversation piece. Comes with 64GB of storage, 12-month warranty, and lifetime bragging rights. Great for geeks, warriors, or both.