💩 8 Turds, Endless Trouble
You get 8 fake floating poops in 8 beautifully disgusting shapes. That’s 8 chances to ruin someone’s day—in the most hilarious way possible.

😈 Gift of Pure Mischief
Wrap it up, throw it in a gift box, or casually leave it in someone’s shower. Either way, it’s the perfect prank for weird friends, party animals, or the unsuspecting grandma.

👀 Too Real. Too Wrong.
Designed to look like the real deal—color, texture, curl pattern. Most won’t notice it’s fake until they scream.

🚱 This Ain’t Flushable
Don’t even think about flushing it. It’s a prank toy, not plumbing bait. Keep the chaos clog-free.

🎉 Where Can You Use It?
Bathrooms. Kitchens. Bathtubs. Pool parties. Office chairs. Anywhere decency goes to die.